Diagnosis: Pregnant

This week,

• I did not cry watching Marley and Me on T.V. – I wept;
• I definitely did not drink three glasses of chocolate milk in one sitting—I drank four;
• One Japanese stranger did not rub my belly—two did.
• I was not sitting comfortably in a room where everyone else was freezing—I was fanning myself off.
• I could not paint my own toenails because I kept falling over—so my mom painted them for me.

 I think there’s a baby inside of me.

My belly-rubbing friends, Mimi and Nang